Here’s a few thoughts.
All the main characters are so empty and vapid that I didn’t care in the slightest when something dramatic happened. I use dramatic very loosely. The only exception is the bella wolf boy friendship, that actually takes some time to develop so when he has his little problem and tells her they can’t be buddies any more, you actually feel slightly bad for them both. So basically what i’m saying is the film actually comes close to being slightly decent when there’s no vampires in it. shocking in a vampire film. I don’t like calling them vampires actually, sparkle fairy is much better for the poor excuses they have in these films.
Oh, and Bella is a total dick, she totally uses that wolf boy and he barely gets some snuggles from her.
And another thing, so suddenly they can’t die unless they go see the italian vampires? Did they not kill a vampire in the first film? what about a steak? or garlic? or watching twilight 10 times in a row?
I don’t want to talk about this anymore, I’d rather have watched robocop 3, and that was terrible.
