doug is online

  1. Stacy can't make her mind up

    • doug: how are the photos?
    • stacy: not sure yet
    • stacy: gonna pout em up tomorrow
    • stacy: i ca be arsed just now
    • stacy: actually
    • stacy: i might do it now
    • stacy: no
    • stacy: il do it tomorrow
    • stacy: lol
  2. Scary Maze prank - The Original (via CantWeAllJusGetAlong)

  3. pee

    • stacy: some random guy is asking me if i would let him piss on me
    • doug: would you?
    • doug: i'd let you piss on me
    • stacy: noooo gads
    • stacy: iv thought of what it wud be like......and came to the conclusion...it wouldnt be very nice and id be sick....
    • doug: ....yeah its gross, i was totally joking and stuff...... i'd never want to get pee'd on
    • doug: ...
    • stacy: liar
    • stacy: lol
  4. It's true

    • doug says:
    • you always have creepy nights
    • doug says:
    • its whenever your near dark trees
  5. matthewb:

    John Lennon interviewed by the then 14-year-old Jerry Levitan:

    If you run around wild, you get smacked, and that’s it. That’s the laws of the universe.

    Motion graphics by Josh Raskin, who marries the “terrifyingly genius” pen work of James Braithwaite with digital illustrations by Alex Kurina. (via Trey Piepmeier)

  6. Haitian Weather Reporter

    The Haitian weather report makes me smile.

  7. My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-7-6)

    1. Elvis Presley 
    2. Sweet 
    3. Simon & Garfunkel 
    4. ZZ Top 
    5. Led Zeppelin 

    Imported from Last.fm Tumblr

  8. 12 monkeys

    i stumbled to this, i like finding random things

  9. chain surfing

    it doesnt look real

  10. Presto”: Watch the new Pixar short, that appears before “Wall•E”

  11. camwhore spamwhore

    • doug: who's this?
    • jane: hey, A/S/L?
    • doug: do you know me?
    • jane: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
    • doug: no, but you can show me yours if you like
    • jane: listen hun, I\'m just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I\'ll get naked if u do..lol!
    • doug: i'm not paying for that
    • jane: I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
    • doug: no thanks
    • doug: you left a comment on my bebo
    • doug: but you don't know me
    • jane: well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on \"Webcams\" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it\'s you babe! http://janeroom.lovelocalgirls.com fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
    • doug: don't spam me again please
    • doug: and get a proper job
  12. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    Elvis Presley - Guitar Man

    I wasn’t a big Elvis fan it must be said.  I just wasn’t into the love songs i’d hear him sing, but now that i’ve explored his music more i realise what i’ve been missing.  Some good rock and roll.  I love this song.

  13. YTMND - Carlton Kart

    the internet works

  14. My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-29)

    1. Soundtrack 
    2. Led Zeppelin 
    3. The Flamingos 
    4. The Doors 
    5. The Beatles 

    Imported from Last.fm Tumblr

  15. awwwwwwww stacy is so hot!

    awwwwwwww stacy is so hot!